What I want most in the world

What I really want most in the world is really simple yet impossible for most people. Some people have this ability and when they do they usually don't like it. I want to be able to eat everything and anything without getting fat. I have the metabolism of a dead elephant. It's unfortunate really. Some people (mostly guys) can an entire pizza and not gain a single ounce. For those of you who can do that here is a message: I hate you. Most guys who can do this are always complaining about how they can't put on weight. Oh you poor thing. Could this be classified as a super power? If so, why isn't Marvel making a super hero out of it? Or they could make it into a villain. Someone who shows up to parties, inhales all the food, and leaves. But seriously if there was a pill or injection I could take to obtain this power I'd so do it. NASA should do it. I'd be their guinea pig. I volunteer as tribute hook me up NASA. I'd pay a lot of money to get that injection if I had a lot of money. Do you understand how happy i'd be? I'd have DQ blizzards for breakfast lunch and dinner. I'd be walking around like what is this thing you call salad? What is healthy?